Gender Slam

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Research results are in!

The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life. It consists of the most frequently asked questions of women (i.e. relationships, sex and life in general). All women who read thi... [more...]

Riddle Of Men

What do men have difficulty retaining? a) a job b) a budget c) a promise d) a secret e) a friendship f) a marriage g) an anniversary date h) a 30-minute erection i) all of the above... [more...]

Sex Change

This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors and has the thing done. A couple of weeks later he was talking to one of his old buddies about it. "Gee, it must have really hurt when they shot all that silicon into your chest to make your br... [more...]

Sex operation!

A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady. "May I buy you a drink?" the man asks the lady. "Sure, but one thing I have to confess before you get intimate is that I was once a man," she responds. "Whoa! I would have never known if you ha... [more...]

Slip Of the Tongue

These two businessmen were chatting over a well earned drink in a New York bar one Friday evening. 'God, I embarrassed myself last week' says the first. 'There I was in the railroad station trying to get to Pittsburgh. The ticket clerk had the biggest breas... [more...]

Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman

What's easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman? A snowman is easier to make, 'cause with a snowwoman you have to hollow out the head and pack all that extra snow into balls to make her breasts!... [more...]

Study about Women

A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is likely to be attracted to men with more rugged and masculine features. ... [more...]

The "Perfect" Day!

The Perfect Day According To... HER 8:45 - Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 - 5 pounds lighter on the scale 9:30 - Light breakfast 11:00 - Sunbathe 12:30 - Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 - Shopping 2:30 - Run into husband's ex - notice sh... [more...]

Think You're A Man?

Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you're a man?... [more...]

Three mistresses

There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that he only wants to have one, so he has to choose. He decides on a way to choose by giving them each $150 and telling them to go off and spend it how they see fit. The first girl comes bac... [more...]

Who won the race?

Ok there are two gay guys and two lesbins. They are on a race to LA. Which of the two will get there first? The Lesbins, because the gay guys are still getting there shit packed!... [more...]

Why 40 Years of Sex Life

It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. Man was horrified. "Only twenty years of normal sex life?" but the Lord was very adamant that was all man could have. Then the Lord called... [more...]

Why The Man Crossed The Road

Why did the man cross the road? Because his penis told him to. or Because he thought he could get laid if he did. or So the woman driving down the street could hit him. (You know us women, we just can't drive worth shit...) or Because another man dar... [more...]

Wishing

A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits." The man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them. The woman looked at him and asked, "Toilet paper, what will that do?" The... [more...]

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